Posted in 2008, tagged Brett Favre, ESPN, NFL on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Things I learned from 20 minutes of “SportsCenter” this morning:
1. Brett Favre is going to the Buccaneers. Or the Jets. Or nowhere. But he will be reporting to camp on Tuesday. Or on Wednesday. Or maybe not either of those days. The Packers will not get a 1st round pick for Favre in a [...]
Posted in 2008, tagged random on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
From Scott Adams’ Dilbert.com blog:
“When it comes to picking our next president, I can’t decide if I prefer the smooth-talking, inspirational candidate who promises to give my money to people who don’t work as hard as I do, or the old, short, ugly, angry guy with one good arm who graduated at the bottom [...]
Posted in 2008, tagged MLB, steroids, unprovoked rage on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3461058
Moneyshot quote from Chacon:
“When…you’re yelling at somebody and you’re cussing you better know what type of person you’re dealing with.”
Yeah, Ed Wade should’ve known he was dealing with a mediocre pitcher with no brains and a HUGE ‘roid rage problem I guess!
The Astros are discussing Chacon trades with the following teams:
1. Revjavik [...]
Posted in 2008, tagged NBA on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Did anyone else see Kevin Garnett completely lose his shit last night after the Celtics closed out the championship? Here is a transcript of his post-game interview:
Dumb chick: You’re an NBA champion; how does it feel?
KG: My people in ‘Sota, ALKTHSDFAOI*&%^HTA, HA HA HA HA, legacy, certified AHLSGFERAIOTHG skullfuckdog OGIHATWEGDBV%^#*#* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dumb chick: [terrified to [...]
Posted in 2008, tagged bad commercials, Chicago Cubs, MLB, unprovoked rage on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I got a shiny gold Sacajewea dollar for the first person to kick Jeff Bennett in the ass with golf cleats. I want to see Jeff Bennett kicked so hard in the ass, that whoever pulls your foot out gets to be King of England.
Watching the game last night, before Soriano got hit I [...]
Posted in 2008, tagged crazy ideas, MLB on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
James Shields’ recent beaning of Coco Crisp (totally justified by the way – Crisp’s takeout slide the night before was total BS) reminded me of something that has bothered me since I used to pitch:
Why do pitchers just stand there and wait when they see someone charge the mound?
I never had a hitter [...]
Posted in 2008, tagged Green Bay Packers, NFL on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
1. The oldest of these three girls is 22, yet they started doing this SIX YEARS AGO…which means they were 14, 15, and 16 when they started! Yikes. There’s a Mark Chmura joke in there somewhere…
2. All three are studying business or marketing, which is excellent because they clearly understand the golden rule of marketing: [...]
Posted in 2007, tagged burning stupidity, NFL, smack talk on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 18, 2007
…regular Ravens fans. Which is a HUGE accomplishment.
http://www.abc2news.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=6f5 ed726-97f9-4c70-848c-d7580ac32ca2
Some douchebag in Baltimore is living on the roof of a bar until the Ravens win a game.
1. If you are a crazy asshole you don’t get to make up your own nickname. You just keep being a crazy asshole, [...]
Posted in 2007, tagged Cleveland Browns, Joe Thomas, NFL on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 17, 2007
CLEVELAND – To celebrate the Browns’ victory on Sunday, rookie left tackle Joe Thomas reportedly broke into a wildlife shelter and ripped a live buffalo in half with his bare hands. Thomas then proceeded to eat and drink a bunch of the random colorful shit that poured out of the poor [...]
Posted in 2007, tagged Cleveland Browns, NFL, Phil Dawson on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 17, 2007
Ever been out shoveling snow and accidentally banged your foot against something that is frozen? Because your foot is cold it hurts 10x worse than it normally would.
Ever kicked a frozen football 49 yards through a foot of snow in a 40 mph wind, with 11 monsters running at you [...]
