Originally written Nov 15, 2006
First, read this:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/15/simpsoninterview.ap/index.html
Now, take a few minutes to brush your teeth until that taste of throwing up in your mouth is gone.
Better? OK, moving on…
What would be the ultimate ironic death for OJ Simpson?
Here are some ideas to get the ball rolling:
1. Trapped under a 1986 Ford Bronco that is going 5 mph –OR– run over by the Hertz shuttle at the airport
2. Everything that happened to him in “The Naked Gun” happens to him in real life, culminating in a flight from the upper deck of the LA Angels stadium
3. Struck by an errant shot on the golf course, while “looking for the real killer”
4. Drowned in a flood of orange juice
5. Crushed by a Brinks truck while crossing the street (since money is obviously his only motivation)
6. Smooshed by a massive ball of frozen human excrement that had been jettisoned from an airplane
OK, that last one wouldn’t be ironic, just hilarious.
