Originally written Dec 8, 2006
A honeymooning couple signs up for a “bargain all inclusive river cruise.”
On the day of their honeymoon, the couple arrives at the dock for their river cruise. They are each tied down to a single log and sent floating down the river. The wife is horrified and angry, and the husband is looking for any silver lining to redeem the situation.
He looks over and sees another log, and there is a Cleveland Browns fan tied down to the log, floating downstream aimlessly, and he is in the same predicament.
The husband calls out to the fan, “Do you know if there is there any food on this cruise?”
And the Browns fan says, “Well, there wasn’t last year.”
