From CBS’ late game on Sunday: With the Raiders ahead of San Diego 15-0 just before halftime, Lane Kiffin let the clock run down to one second & called a timeout. Then he sent Sebastian Janikowski out to kick a field goal.
Here’s the wrinkle: the Raiders were on their OWN 42 YARD LINE.
Kiffin sent Janikowski [...]
Archive for September, 2008
Lane Kiffin is sarcastic
Posted in 2008, tagged childish behavior, NFL, sarcasm on September 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The 2008 Browns might make me sh*t blood
Posted in 2008, tagged Cleveland Browns, Jamal Lewis, Joe Thomas, NFL, rage, Romeo Crennel on September 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
“Maybe it is psychological; we just feel comfortable playing here in Cleveland.” — Hines Ward
“I think I might shit blood after this game.” — Cognitive Friction, at halftime last night
* The Browns currently lead the NFL with a “celebrations to actual good plays” ratio of 473:1. Nobody makes a defensive stop seem like DOWNTOWN FUCKING [...]
Makin’ Waves
Posted in 2008, tagged office, random on September 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Today I had the intense misfortune of being an ear-witness to the loudest poop splash I have ever heard. There were actually two distinct halves of the sound – an initial SPLOOSH and then a GALOONK as the waves rocketed off the sides of the toilet and crashed back together in the middle. It sounded [...]