From CBS’ late game on Sunday: With the Raiders ahead of San Diego 15-0 just before halftime, Lane Kiffin let the clock run down to one second & called a timeout. Then he sent Sebastian Janikowski out to kick a field goal.
Here’s the wrinkle: the Raiders were on their OWN 42 YARD LINE.
Kiffin sent Janikowski into the game…TO KICK A 76 YARD FIELD GOAL.
Here’s the video:
We might never see anything like this again. Basically, we have an NFL coach who is TRYING to get fired, and he is clearly fucking around just to be an extra huge dick to Al Davis. Kicking an impossible field goal for no reason when you’re ahead by more than 2 TD going into halftime is the most sarcastic thing I’ve ever seen a head coach do.
Here are some other suggestions for Lane Kiffin:
* Pay the landscapers to burn “FUCK YOU SKELETOR” in 80 foot high letters into the field. Good luck blurring that out CBS!
* Take his dog to Lyle Alzedo’s grave. Let dog poop on grave. Videotape it & then show video on JumboTron.
* Drag Raiders’ 3 Super Bowl trophies behind his car while doing donuts in the parking lot, yelling insults at Davis through a megaphone.
* Instead of using the radio, send plays into JaMarcus Russell with a huge teleprompter which is clearly visible to opposing sideline.
* Conduct all postgame interviews by doing best Al Davis impersonation. End every sentence with “Just win baby”.
* Shit on the coats.
Hats off to you Lane Kiffin, you sarcastic bastard.
