In case your blood pressure wasn’t already high enough with our current financiapocalypse and the upcoming Presidential election, ponder these scenarios:
Scenario #1
1) From now until Nov 5, Obama continues to show a commanding lead in the polls.
2) The election happens and McCain wins.
Reason: lots of people in America like to think they are “progressive” and [...]
Archive for October, 2008
Just in time for Halloween
Posted in 2008, tagged crazy ideas, race on October 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
A season reborn
Posted in 2008, tagged Cleveland Browns, ESPN, Joe Thomas, NFL, Romeo Crennel on October 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
So many things to enjoy about last night’s thorough humiliation of the New York Football Giants:
* ESPN cameramen always seem to find the ugliest/scariest Browns fans for their crowd shots. The guy that looked like Bob Ross was my favorite (“Now lets paint some happy trees!”).
* When things aren’t going well for the Giants, Eli [...]
Game 1: Apparently you can’t fix stupid by blessing it
Posted in 2008, tagged Chicago Cubs, compulsive swearing, MLB, Tom Verducci on October 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The Cubs shit the bed so completely and thoroughly last night, the bed looks like a cake with 3″ of chocolate frosting on top.
Lets start with the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen from the Cubs in years, and that’s saying something: Hiring a Greek Orthodox priest to bless the dugout with holy water.
Lets spend the [...]
