I would like to take a moment to acknowledge the most annoying and intrusive evolution in advertising since the Internet pop-up ad: gas pump screamers.
You’ve probably been assaulted by one of these things by now. You pull up to the pump, set everything up, and as soon as the gas starts pumping a small electronic [...]
Archive for December, 2008
Gas pump screamers
Posted in 2008, 2009, tagged bad commercials, rage on December 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The agony of Ken Dorsey
Posted in 2008, tagged Cleveland Browns, Ken Dorsey, NFL, Romeo Crennel on December 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
As I was watching the Browns get crushed last night on Monday Night Football, all I could think was “I honestly cannot believe Ken Dorsey is in the NFL. He might be the worst pro quarterback in 30 years.”
Consider the following:
* Arm strength – Dorsey makes Chad Pennington look like a turbocharged Howitzer. The punter [...]
Jared from Subway
Posted in 2008, tagged Jared from Subway, unprovoked rage on December 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Having a bad day?
Car won’t start?
Snow to shovel?
Kids a hassle?
Bills to pay?
Let’s focus our energy on the real reason that your life sucks sometimes: Jared from Subway.
Whatever is wrong in your life, I fucking guarantee you that Jared from Subway is somehow responsible. We’re talking about a man who ate until he looked like the [...]
Peter King has lost his crown
Posted in 2008, tagged liquified kittens, NFL, Peter King, Ray Lewis on December 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
From Peter King’s Dec 7, 2008 MMQB column:
“Ray Lewis, LB, Baltimore. When will he slow down? 2014? The more I watch the Ravens, the more I marvel at his staying power — and not just the staying power to hang around. He’s excelling the same way he was in the Ravens’ Super Bowl year, and [...]
