Posted in 2009, tagged cars, failure, Hyundai, shame on April 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Earlier this week I had to take my Hyundai in for transmission service. Apparently transmissions only last 108,000 miles when they are screwed together by 8 year old Korean children.
Since my car was going to be in the shop for a few days, the Hyundai dealership gave me a loaner car to drive. [...]
Posted in 2009, tagged America fuck yeah!, military awesomeness, pirates on April 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Problem: Somali pirates board the US-flagged cargo ship Maersk Alabama and take the captain hostage.
Solution: The US sends a team of Navy SEAL snipers in by parachute (in case of a water landing, their giant testicles can be used as flotation devices) who set up shop and wait for a clear shot. When the [...]
Posted in 2009, tagged cele, crazy ideas, idea on April 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The other night I was flipping channels while waiting for Robot Chicken to start, and without warning I stumbled into the decay of Western society: TMZ TV.
Accidentally flipping in to TMZ TV is like walking into a room five seconds behind someone who has just unleashed a legendary fart. The kind of fart where it [...]
