From ESPN.com today: Browns rookie CB Coye Francies was pranked by some of the veterans in the secondary, and basically lost his shit and started throwing ice, punches, and possibly punch-flavored Icee’s all over the place.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4504153
First of all, whenever you see stories like this about your favorite team your first phone call should be to [...]
Archive for September, 2009
Coye Francies has the right idea
Posted in 2009, tagged Cleveland Browns, ESPN, fighting, NFL on September 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
How to Make Money Betting on the NFL
Posted in 2009, tagged Cleveland Browns, NFL on September 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
1. Get your hands on a copy of the NFL schedule
2. Look to see who the Browns are playing this week
3. Dump a big pile of money on whoever the Browns are playing to win
4. Roll [...]
Thoughts from NFL week 1
Posted in 2009, tagged Chicago Bears, Cleveland Browns, Green Bay Packers, NFL on September 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I spent enough time on the couch this weekend that my ass groove is really rounding into mid-season form. A few observations from the Sunday games:
* The announcers on the Browns-Vikings game were shameless Brett Favre cheerleaders. I’ve seen pornos with less deep-throating than what we had to listen to during the first 15 minutes [...]
Tylenol Cold & Flu
Posted in 2009 on September 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
During the lunch hour today I went to Target to pick up a few things. (55 gallon drum of AstroGlide, a complete armada of air mattresses, enough whiskey for an Irish wake, giant tarp, a few dozen ShamWows…you know, typical errand stuff.)
When it comes time to check out, being the impatient person I am I [...]
