Posted in 2009, tagged NFL on October 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
From last week’s game: Adrian Peterson catches a short pass and has just enough time to turn up field and trample Pittsburgh safety William Gay like a rampaging elephant running over a helpless zookeeper.
The only way AP could have made that domination more complete is if they stopped the game so [...]
Posted in 2009, tagged Cleveland Browns, crazy ideas, NFL on October 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
1. Josh Cribbs is now the starting quarterback, and the new offense is 100% from the Wildcat formation. Throw out the entire playbook and start over with everything based out of this formation.
1B.Promote Jerome Harrison to starting tailback, as Jamal Lewis would be useless in the Wildcat.
1C. Trade Derek Anderson for whatever value we can [...]
Posted in 2009, tagged Cleveland Browns, NFL, rage on October 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Have you ever gone into a public restroom to wash your hands and they have those hands-free soap dispensers? It’s got a motion sensor that will dispense soap when your hands move under the tap, so they don’t end up with a soap dispenser coated in other people’s poop-loaf germs.
Ever tried to use one of [...]
Posted in 2009, tagged Cleveland Browns, failure, Joe Thomas, Mangini, NFL, Ray Lewis on October 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Braylon Edwards got into an argument, punched the owner of a Cleveland nightclub in the wee hours following Epic Failure Vol. IV of the 2009 Browns season.
http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2009/10/a_cleveland_man_accuses_browns.html
First of all, the guy that got jacked went to the hospital with a black eye, a cut, and…a headache? If you are a professional football player you should [...]
