Posted in 2004, tagged ESPN, NFL, sour grapes on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 22, 2004
SportsCenter this morning ran a piece about the agony of Eagles fans in the wake of TO’s injury. How people in Philadelphia are so so disappointed that their team keeps losing in the NFC championship game.
By the time the piece wrapped up, I was weeping tears of sympathy for those [...]
Posted in 2004, tagged office on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 17, 2004
I’ve updated the rules and norms of office ettiquette to suit me better. Here are the amendments:
If I hold a door open for you and you don’t say “thank you” or at least acknowledge my effort in some way, I get a free penalty kick anywhere below the waist. Or [...]
Posted in 2004, tagged Cleveland Browns, NFL on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 13, 2004
On the Cleveland Browns official website, they have this guy who writes a column every Monday called “Man About Browns Town”. It’s a very raw and opinionated column, one of my favorite reads every week. I just read this week’s column, and damn I hope they got this guy on suicide [...]
Posted in 2004, tagged cheating, NFL on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 12, 2004
This is the biggest story in the NFL that no one is talking about, and Packer fans should be really upset about it.
After yesterday’s game, it is plainly obvious that the Houston Texans are THROWING GAMES TO KEEP THE #1 OVERALL DRAFT PICK. Watch that final kick from Kris Brown…there [...]
Posted in 2004, tagged bad contracts, MLB on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 7, 2004
Blue Jays GM J.P. Ricciardi’s offseason so far:
BJ Ryan – 5 years, $47 million. Career resume: 29 yeard old, 42 saves
AJ Burnett – 5 years, $55 million. Career resume: 28 years old, 49-50 W-L record
Conclusions to be drawn from this:
1. JP likes other people with initials for their [...]
Posted in 2004, tagged Cleveland Browns on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 2, 2004
“Everybody is refreshed. We’ve got a new beginning.”
– DE Kenard Lang
“It’s a lot better feeling coming in to work. Everybody mentally feels a whole lot better right now.”
– FS Earl Little
“He resigned and we’re going to move on. His opinion is his opinion. For me, I didn’t want to [...]
Posted in 2004, tagged cheating, steroids on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 2, 2004
Jason Giambi used steroids. If you are a baseball fan, and this surprised you, then you are not very smart.
Perhaps more than any of the other pro sports, baseball has a legacy of tolerating cheaters. Scuffed balls, cut balls, spitters, corked bats, frozen baseballs, growing infield grass longer or shorter [...]
Posted in 2004, tagged childish behavior on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 1, 2004
I don’t know if anyone else does this, but I’ve been doing it for over a year now and I find it’s very satisfying.
There is no way to get back at pop-up ads or spam email, but junk mail is a different story. Typically, junk mail (most frequently from credit [...]
Posted in 2004, tagged office on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written July 26, 2004
1. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS GUY
This is a co-worker who likes to rush to snap judgements, whether he/she has all the relevant information or not. “Blow it” will often respond with anger and finger pointing, and usually lacks any form of coherent logic. When shown the error of his/her [...]
Posted in 2004, tagged celebretards, Michael Moore on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written June 29, 2004
Shave my nuts with a rusty razor
Drink milk that has been out in the sun all day
Fight Mike Tyson, c. 1991
Shove a poisonous snake up my ass and sit on it
Attend a William Hung concert, and sit in between Steve Urkel and Fran Drescher
Check my prostate with a salad fork
…you get [...]
