Posted in 2006, tagged bad jokes, Cleveland Browns on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 8, 2006
A honeymooning couple signs up for a “bargain all inclusive river cruise.”
On the day of their honeymoon, the couple arrives at the dock for their river cruise. They are each tied down to a single log and sent floating down the river. The wife is horrified and angry, and the [...]
Posted in 2006, tagged celebretards, ESPN on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Nov 27, 2006
Michael Irvin apologizes for saying last week that Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo’s athletic ability must be the result of an African-American heritage, insinuating that Romo’s ancestors were involved with “slave brothers”.
What does this asshole have to do to get fired?
Being terrible at his job wasn’t enough
Dressing like a [...]
Posted in 2006, tagged celebretards, OJ Simpson on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Nov 15, 2006
First, read this:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/15/simpsoninterview.ap/index.html
Now, take a few minutes to brush your teeth until that taste of throwing up in your mouth is gone.
Better? OK, moving on…
What would be the ultimate ironic death for OJ Simpson?
Here are some ideas to get the ball rolling:
1. Trapped under a [...]
Posted in 2006, tagged Bob Knight, Fox, rage, tough guys on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Nov 14, 2006
The paragraph below was lifted from an op-ed piece on Fox Sports website:
“Knight has thrown chairs across the court, thrown a photographer into the bushes, kicked his son and shoved a fan of an opposing team into a garbage can. He twisted the arm of an Indiana freshman and cursed [...]
Posted in 2006, tagged random on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Nov 6, 2006
Sunday for lunch, I’m feeling lazy so I decide to go to Burger King & pick up something. Had the following exchange with the drive thru order taker:
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Me: I’ll have [whatever I ordered, some mess involving bacon and like 9 hamburger patties stacked up]
BK: What size would you like? [...]
Posted in 2006, tagged Tank Abbott, tough guys on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Nov 1, 2006
YouTube clip of the day: Tank Abbott destroys some bitch in a UFC match, then when the guy is down breaks his jaw just for fun, then when the guy is unconscious with a shattered jaw, Tank decides to make fun of him.
Tank Abbott has to be a first ballot [...]
Posted in 2006, tagged celebretards, Lindsay Lohan on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Oct 27, 2006
Flipping channels at 11 PM last night, I came across an SNL from two years ago…and the host was Lindsay Lohan. Right after Mean Girls* came out, when she was still a few weeks shy of 18 years old. This was only TWO YEARS AGO.
If the first sketch (a spoof [...]
Posted in 2006, tagged Chicago Cubs, MLB on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Oct 19, 2006
I think Bill Buckner has shown remarkable restraint, in that he hasn’t killed anyone yet. 20+ years later, he is still fielding calls from ESPN.com about the batting gloves he wore in 1986. I would be Mike Tyson insane if I had to put up with that.
Here’s the real curse [...]
Posted in 2006, tagged Chicago Cubs, MLB on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Oct 16, 2006
This is as close as I’ve ever been to sports divorce — and I’m a Browns fan!
It seemed like the Cubs were finally coming to their senses. They fired Dusty Baker, right as Joe Girardi became available.
So what do they do? Hire Lou Piniella, of course. The same Lou [...]
Posted in 2006, tagged celebretards on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Oct 10, 2006
Add another name to the list of “People that need my foot rammed into their colon”: Barbra Streisand
Apparently, against all measures of good taste and decency, this 178 year old bag of skin is still touring as a musician.
During a 3 hour concert in New York, right in the [...]
