Posted in 2007, tagged burning stupidity, NFL, smack talk on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 18, 2007
…regular Ravens fans. Which is a HUGE accomplishment.
http://www.abc2news.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=6f5 ed726-97f9-4c70-848c-d7580ac32ca2
Some douchebag in Baltimore is living on the roof of a bar until the Ravens win a game.
1. If you are a crazy asshole you don’t get to make up your own nickname. You just keep being a crazy asshole, [...]
Posted in 2007, tagged Cleveland Browns, Joe Thomas, NFL on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 17, 2007
CLEVELAND – To celebrate the Browns’ victory on Sunday, rookie left tackle Joe Thomas reportedly broke into a wildlife shelter and ripped a live buffalo in half with his bare hands. Thomas then proceeded to eat and drink a bunch of the random colorful shit that poured out of the poor [...]
Posted in 2007, tagged Cleveland Browns, NFL, Phil Dawson on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 17, 2007
Ever been out shoveling snow and accidentally banged your foot against something that is frozen? Because your foot is cold it hurts 10x worse than it normally would.
Ever kicked a frozen football 49 yards through a foot of snow in a 40 mph wind, with 11 monsters running at you [...]
Posted in 2007, tagged Cleveland Browns, Joe Thomas, NFL on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 17, 2007
I may feel conflicted about Jamal Lewis, but there’s no conflict about Joe Thomas.
From John Clayton’s column today:
“In an interesting sidelight, the Browns’ offense came out without sleeves to show their toughness. Left tackle Joe Thomas said it was a statement by Browns offensive linemen.”
I can only assume [...]
Posted in 2007, tagged Cleveland Browns, Jamal Lewis, NFL on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 17, 2007
The Browns’ march to the playoffs this year has put me in one of the most awkward positions a sports fan can be in: rooting for a player that you absolutely HATED before he joined your team.
When he was with the Ravens, I just flat-out hated Jamal Lewis. When he [...]
Posted in 2007, tagged NFL, unprovoked rage on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 13, 2007
If Tom Brady could get cancer of the AIDS of the leukemia of the eyes, that would be awesome.
If a biker could just fuck that into his skull, that would be great.
Posted in 2007, tagged crazy ideas, random on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 7, 2007
I have been in [redacted] for two months now, and until today I hadn’t seen anything that even remotely resembled a woman. Northern Wisconsin grows ‘em short, thick, and heinously ugly. At one point I asked a co-worker “Was there a Chernobyl incident up here 20 years ago that the Reagan [...]
Posted in 2007, tagged Buffalo Bills, Cleveland Browns, NFL on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 6, 2007
Browns remaining schedule for the year:
Week 14 – @ NY Jets (win)
Week 15 – home vs Buffalo (blowout win)
Week 16 – @ Cincinnati (win)
Week 17 – home vs San Francisco (win)
Buffalo’s remaining schedule:
Week 14 – home vs Miami (win)
Week 15 – @ Cleveland (huge embarassing loss)
Week 16 – home vs [...]
Posted in 2007, tagged NFL, smack talk on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 4, 2007
If any of you knows a Ravens fan, and they are flapping their crystal meth crusted lips about Jabar Gaffney’s controversial TD catch at the end of last night’s game, hit ‘em with this gem:
Thanks to Bart Scott’s pointless meltdown at the end of that play where he racked up [...]
Posted in 2007, tagged fantasy football on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Originally written Dec 3, 2007
When I logged on to the site on Sunday morning, I had to decide whether to start Travis Henry or stick with Maurice Morris and hope that Shaun Alexander would fall apart again…
I felt like Brad Pitt during the last 10 minutes of “Se7en” when he is agonizing over whether [...]
